十分搞笑的中式英语

新浪读书日前在网上发起了“票选十大爆笑中式英语”活动，网友们列出了很多搞笑的中式英语：

1Good good study，day day up

好好学习，天天向上

2How are you?How old are you?

怎么是你?怎么老是你?

3You have seed，1 will give you somecolor to see see.Brothers!Together up!

你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧。兄弟们!一起上!

4You ask me，me ask who?

你问我，我问谁?

5We two who and who?

咱俩谁跟谁?

6NO three nO four

不三不四

7Horse horse tiger tiger

马马虎虎

8People mountain people sea.

人山人海

9If you want money，I have no;if you want life，I have one!

要钱没有，要命一条!

10Know is know，noknow is noknow

知之为知之，不知为不知

11Watch sister

表妹

12As far as you go to die

有多远，死多远

13Dragon born dragon，chicken born chicken，mousss son canmake hole!

龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞!

14Heart flower angry open，

心花怒放

15Go past，no mistake past

走过路过，不要错过

16Fire big，

火大

17Long time nO see

好久不见

18Slip end fall down carefully

小心滑倒(直译：“小心翼翼地滑倒和摔倒”，和中文表达的意思正好相反)

19Four glad meatballs

四喜丸子(直译：四个开心的肉球)

20Ghickens that did not have sexual experience，

童子鸡(直译：没有性生活的鸡)

21Man and wife lung slice

夫妻肺片(直译：“丈夫和妻子的肺部切片”，很恐怖!)