Laughing out Loud 笑话与幽默

2020-12-04 07:34
动漫星空(兴趣英语) 2020年12期
关键词:观后感单数斯科特

Singular and Plural单数和复数

English Teacher: “Do you understand singular and plural forms now?”

Scott: “Yes, I do.”

English Teacher: “Tell me, what form is ‘pants’, singular or plural?”

Scott: “It’s singular on the top half and plural on the bottom half.”

英语老师:“你们懂得单数和复数了吗?”

斯科特:“懂得了。”

英语老师:“那你说说看,‘裤子’是单数还是复数?”

斯科特:“它的上半部分是单数,下半部分是复数。”

The Shortest Composition最短的作文

A teacher asked his students to watch a TV series at home,and write an article about it. The second day, Scott handed in a composition with only two words, “ Power outage.” The teacher asked him to watch another season at night and write another article. The following day, Scott handed in another composition with five words, “The TV set doesn’t work.”

老师要同学们晚上在家里看一集电视剧,然后写一篇观后感。第二天,斯科特交了一篇作文,上面只有两个字:“停电。”老师叫他晚上看第二集后再写一篇。第二天,斯科特又交了一篇作文,上面有5个字:“电视机坏了。”

Lies谎 言

A professor said to the class, “You have learnt the concept of lies. In my bookOn LiesI have discussed this concept.Please raise your hand if you already read this book.” All the students raised their hands together.

The professor continued, “Very good. Now I have a new example for my lecture! My book hasn’t been published yet!”

教授说:“你们已了解了‘谎言’的概念,关于这个问题,我已在自己的《论谎言》一书中写到。你们谁读过这本书,请举起手来。”所有的同学都不约而同地举起了手。

教授继续说:“很好,这回有了新的讲课例子,我写的书还没有出版呢!”

Key points

concept 观念,概念

composition 作文,作品

lecture 讲课,讲演

outage (电力等)停止供应期

plural 复数(形式)的

professor 教授

publish 出版;发表

singular 单数的

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