英语沙龙

A Materialistic Lawyer

A lawyer opened the door of his BMW， when suddenly a car came along and hit the door， ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene， the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his BMW. “Officer， look what theyve done to my BMW！”

“You lawyers are so materialistic！” retorted the office， “Youre so worried about your BMW that you didnt even notice that your left arm was ripped off！”

“Oh my God！”replied the lawyer， finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was，“Wheres my Role？”

金钱至上的律师

有一位律师刚打开他的宝马车门，一辆车突然撞上来，把车门给撞飞了。当警察到达现场的时候，这位律师正因他的宝马车受到的损害而痛苦地抱怨着：“警官，你瞧瞧他们对我的宝马车做的好事！”

警官却说：“你这样的律师实在太金钱至上了！你只关心宝马车，竟然没注意到你的左手臂被撞飞了。”

“哦，我的天啊！”律师这才注意到流着血、已经没了胳膊的左肩膀，“我的劳力士手表去哪里了？”

Words

By Madison Claire V.

Words are hornets，

ready to sting if threatened.

Leaving wounds that cannot be healed，

and scars that cannot be erased.

Words are bayonets，

leaving gashes if needed.

Never allowing their victim to flee，

always leaving pain when touched.

Words are needles，

causation is necessary.

Because they will prick whenever commanded，

leaving behind sores or temporary pain.

But words can be flowers，

sweet，

fragrant，

there to help ready when needed.

Words are teachers，

ready to teach.

Tutor and tell，

words should be used sparingly.

文字

作者：麦迪生·克莱尔·V.

文字是受到威胁，

就会叮人的大黄蜂。

留下无法愈合的创伤，

和无法消除的疤痕。

文字是刺刀，

该出手时一刀见血。

受害者无法逃脱，

并留下长久的隱痛。

文字是针，

但也不轻易使用。

有医嘱才扎人，

留下针眼或暂时的痛。

但文字也可以是鲜花，

芬芳馥郁，

怡人身心，

它们永远在那里等你。

文字为人师，

传道授业解惑，

训诫启迪引领，

文字当善用。endprint